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Ode to a Lube Job - Goodbye, sweet Luby's

Ode to a Lube Job - Goodbye, sweet Luby's

Ode to a Lube Job - Goodbye, sweet Luby's

Robert Saucedo

Sep 8, 20204 min read

Baby Goats and Baby Cults - Two Texas Roadtrips

Baby Goats and Baby Cults - Two Texas Roadtrips

Baby Goats and Baby Cults - Two Texas Roadtrips

Robert Saucedo

Sep 7, 20205 min read

Petition Against White Guys Writing "Dawg"

Petition Against White Guys Writing "Dawg"

Petition Against White Guys Writing "Dawg"

Robert Saucedo

Sep 6, 20205 min read

I Come To Bury Taco Bell, Not To Praise It

I Come To Bury Taco Bell, Not To Praise It

I Come To Bury Taco Bell, Not To Praise It

Robert Saucedo

Sep 3, 20204 min read

Texas, I Think We Need To See Other People

Texas, I Think We Need To See Other People

Texas, I Think We Need To See Other People

Robert Saucedo

Sep 2, 20203 min read

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Nice

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Nice

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Nice

Robert Saucedo

Aug 30, 20205 min read

Killer Water Slides, Stealing Tires, and Dog Flu

Killer Water Slides, Stealing Tires, and Dog Flu

Killer Water Slides, Stealing Tires, and Dog Flu

Robert Saucedo

Aug 29, 20207 min read

The time I tried to do a seance with Texas A&M's dead dog mascot

The time I tried to do a seance with Texas A&M's dead dog mascot

The time I tried to do a seance with Texas A&M's dead dog mascot

Robert Saucedo

Aug 28, 20204 min read

I Reget Turning My Dorm Room Into A Haunted House

I Reget Turning My Dorm Room Into A Haunted House

I Reget Turning My Dorm Room Into A Haunted House

Robert Saucedo

Aug 27, 20204 min read

Who Done It? and an update on Where Wolf

Who Done It? and an update on Where Wolf

Who Done It? and an update on Where Wolf

Robert Saucedo

Aug 26, 20205 min read

I'm the guy who squirted mustard on your jeep

I'm the guy who squirted mustard on your jeep

I'm the guy who squirted mustard on your jeep

Robert Saucedo

Aug 12, 20205 min read

I'm scared of being killed by criminals

I'm scared of being killed by criminals

I'm scared of being killed by criminals

Robert Saucedo

Aug 10, 20206 min read

Everything I learned in life, I learned from Wizard

Everything I learned in life, I learned from Wizard

Everything I learned in life, I learned from Wizard

Robert Saucedo

Aug 9, 20206 min read

In which I realize I didn't win a writing contest as a kid

In which I realize I didn't win a writing contest as a kid

In which I realize I didn't win a writing contest as a kid

Robert Saucedo

Aug 7, 20204 min read

The misunderstanding of Superman as a religious metaphor

The misunderstanding of Superman as a religious metaphor

The misunderstanding of Superman as a religious metaphor

Robert Saucedo

Aug 1, 20204 min read

I was once fired for not smiling

I was once fired for not smiling

I was once fired for not smiling

Robert Saucedo

Jul 30, 20203 min read

Comic books killed my credit score

Comic books killed my credit score

Comic books killed my credit score

Robert Saucedo

Jul 29, 20206 min read

Stupid video store customers and the movies they love

Stupid video store customers and the movies they love

Stupid video store customers and the movies they love

Robert Saucedo

Jul 28, 20203 min read

My history as a narc

My history as a narc

My history as a narc

Robert Saucedo

Jul 27, 20206 min read

Please Tase Me, Bro!

Please Tase Me, Bro!

Please Tase Me, Bro!

Robert Saucedo

Jul 22, 20203 min read

Hell On Four Wheels

Hell On Four Wheels

Hell On Four Wheels

Robert Saucedo

Jul 21, 20207 min read

Disc Doodles: God Shuffled His Feet

Disc Doodles: God Shuffled His Feet

Disc Doodles: God Shuffled His Feet

Robert Saucedo

Apr 14, 20204 min read

Disc Doodles: So Much for the Afterglow

Disc Doodles: So Much for the Afterglow

Disc Doodles: So Much for the Afterglow

Robert Saucedo

Apr 13, 20204 min read

Sleep - who needs it?

Sleep - who needs it?

Sleep - who needs it?

Robert Saucedo

Sep 3, 20196 min read

On God, Bigfoot and Lies

On God, Bigfoot and Lies

On God, Bigfoot and Lies

Robert Saucedo

Aug 27, 20199 min read

Flying While Fat Sucks

Flying While Fat Sucks

Flying While Fat Sucks

Robert Saucedo

Aug 26, 20199 min read

The Song In Question

The Song In Question

The Song In Question

Robert Saucedo

Aug 8, 201912 min read

Why does this site exist?

Robert Saucedo

Jul 21, 20193 min read

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